Introduction/Intro.:
Hello there! Welcome to the overlord's personal Web site in cyberspace
where all virtual ants roam. You are now sitting with other fellow
Internet surfers to hear about Ant as the ant leader of this cyberspace
home. So you want to know more, eh? Okay, you asked for it. Be warned
that it can be silly/funny, accurate, inaccurate, weird/odd/strange, too
much information (TMI)/details, boring, too long, etc. So read at your
own risk! Oh and if this gets boring, just quietly leave while
others are listening, er reading (oops, you are not listening since ants
do not speak verbally).
Stories/Articles About Your Overlord:
Background:
- Names: Ant, AntDude,
/| n t, Phil., Tim., etc.
- Male and virgin
de-alate ant (when not working)/female worker ant (when working;
outdated resume/curriculum vitae (CV) and portfolio)/queen
(drama type and don't lay eggs). :P
- Straight/Heterosexual (not
gay/ghey/fag(got)). Basically, a dude or dudette (see
above).
- Long antennae, small mandibles, six legs, etc.
- Many
species, but mostly American (a lot) and Chinese (speak and hear very
little, but don't read and write). Also, red color and not yellow!
- Christian (ready to die for Him, especially with a red shirt :)). "Go to the ant, you sluggard..."
- Lived in a test tube and eclosed near a "big
apple". Currently lives near lone/twin pine(s) area.
- Have and born with multiple disabilities with Nager('s) syndrome (Wikipedia, Everything2 (outdated), and more).
- Horoscope:
Capricorn.
- Communicates in English as a Chinese species.
- The Year of the Rabbit/Wabbit/Bunny (Yin Wood Element)
in the Chinese Horoscope/Zodiac.
- More useless, detailed
facts: Single (bachelor, never had a date, including blind type, a kiss
with tongue, and a relationship before; virgin/sexless/unmated/not
fertilized [needs to get laid ("Get Phil. Laid (GPL)" --Mikehell (remove ANT
to e-mail) failed that mission during the dotcom days), but only if
married/hitched to her; worker ants don't have sex anyways; or maybe for
marriage/nuptial time as a male alate and then die (with a red shirt/color?? :P]; will probably die as a single
virgin anyways :(). Indoor (and local; non-(imm/e)igrant/traveller) type
of guy (dislikes going outside/outdoor except the cyberspace/Internet,
especially/esp. alone with strangers in person, indoor (not outdoor)
going [don't
drive (driverless (not a Dorylus
species), and dislikes the bright sun (yes, a vampire and hates wearing
glasses)], and travelling due to bad air quality and illness like
allergies (itches, skin, compound eyes, ANTennae/noses, aches, etc. all
year long and even during rainy days; easily get sick like from pollens,
virus, bacteria, long or/and turning commutes [e.g., car sick --
sleep/nap/doze/or just close compound eyes when possible], strong odors
(e.g., hairsprays, lotions, deodorANT, food, smokes, chemicals), sun (am
a vampire :P), strangers, long waits, etc.). However, this insect <3s
nature especially animals (don't like to take care of them though;
marine life, insects, etc.). Senseless/nonsense, sensitive, political
correctness, anxi(ous/ety), cautiou(n/s), hesitat(ion/e(d/r)),
imitate(d/r)/intimidate(r/d)/fear(ful)/scare/phobia/traumatize(d/r)/chicken
(bok bok)/coward/shy/nervous/fright(en(ed))/wussy/wimpy/pussy
(meow)/pansy/cold feet, embarrasse(r/d), humiliate(d/r), not a (f)risk
taker but is (f)risky, (un)luck(y), un(fortun(e/ate(ly)), miracle,
chances, jeopardy,
bold/brave, rarely adventurous, (en)danger(ous), warn(ing/e(r/d),
take(n/r)/seiz(e(d/ure)/claim(e(d/r)), clam(me(d/r)), lag(g(y/e(r/d)),
skimmer, skipper, fight/fought/feud/quarrel, front, ahead, behind,
grind(e(d/r))/mine(d/r), gradually, (marsh)mellow, sloooooooooow like a
loris/sloth(ful/less)/snail/slug, delaye(r/d), top, up, highest,
winner/won, loser/lost, last place/one (the), bottom, end(e(d/r), senior(ities),
final(ize(r/d), advance(d/r), de(mot)(e(d/r)/ion), frag(ment(e(r/d))),
dyslexia, cheeky (don't even have cheeks), very near sighted (especially
in the right compound eye), mostly deaf (sometimes useful to block out
loudness; ants don't hear well -- bad hearing even with a bone
conduction hearing aid and in mono [not a fan of audiobooks]) but <3s
bass (boom boom!), single/non-parallel/linear (not a multitasker),
(de)rail(e(r/d), hind(er), kiss(e(d/r)), suck(e(d/r)/y (not mouth type
since it has been broken since July 1998 -- see here for more details)),
crap(p(er/y/iest), hope(less/ful), (un)savvy,
(te/ho)rrible/bad/awful/miser(y/able), (in)appropriate, wealth(y)/rich,
(un)valu(e/able), poor, debt, naughty, lose(r), fuel(e(r/d),
renew(e(r/d), re(gain(e(d/r), (in)valid(ate(d/r)),
error/mistake(r)/calamity/booboo/flaw(s/ed/less), freudian slip(pe(d/r),
grounde(r/d), penal(ty/ized)/punish(e(d/r)/ment)/sentence(d/r),
plea(de(d/r)), guilt(y), foul(e(d/r)), (il)/legal, impropriety,
improper, goof(e(r/d), failer/failure, (dis/un)qualifie(r/d),
regret(te(r/d)), admitte(r/d), need(s/ed) long and many practices,
good/bad (f/l)uck(y/s), bluffing, impoten(t/ce), atrophy,
weak/powerless/fatigue, (in)vulnerabl(e/ility), exploit(e(r/d)), facepalme(d/r), (s)lack(e(d/r)/ing)/insufficient, (under/over)achieve(r/d/ment), jumped the shark, jumpe(d/r)/hoppe(d/r),
resist(e(d/r)/ance)/strong/powerful/immuniz(e(d/r)/ation), not a handy
man (can't even use screwdrivers, open/turn/rotate some items like
bottles and knobs, use chopsticks, use regular scissors, tie shoe laces,
etc.), utilit(y/ized), feminine, girly/girlie man, hates his head hair
being long (harder to hear with the bone conduction hearing aid and
messy), dislikes wearing eye glasses and hats/caps, dislikes clothes'
buttons, expos(e(d/r)/ure), stabbe(r/d), bit(er), reveale(d/r),
admitte(r/d), topless, bottomless, likes being (almost) naked/nud(e/ist)
(colony) especially when hot and sexy (privately), side(r/d),
even/neutral, (im/un)balance(d/r), wobble, dizzy, totty,
(mis)handl(e(r/d)/ing)/(un)operat(e(d)/or)/(un)controllable/(un)stable/(un)steady/fluctuate(d/r),
(mis)align(e(r/d)/ment), drift(e(d/r), out of line/control, moody,
(un)relaxe(d/r), (un)comfort(able), (in)convience, hyper(bole/tension),
(E/e)nergize(r/d),
(un)tense(d/r)/intense(d/r), sever(e(d)/ity),
standard/typical/same/similiar/related/correlat(e(d/r)ion), c(l)ue,
jinx, coinciden(t/ce), tim((e(r/d)/ing), (un)related, (pre)judice,
stereotype, racial, (rac/sex)(is(m/t)/y), bigot(ry), asymmetrical (e.g.,
different sized nipples, more head hair on left side than right side,
breathe through one nostril most of the times, mismatched shoulders),
right side, never, not yet, no(pe), na(h/y), yes, aye,
(un)read(y/iness/ied), controlle(d/r)/stable, buffere(r/d)/
(un)prep(are(r/d)/ping)/read(y/ie(d/r)) (e.g., ready to retire/be
terminated from life if God says so), (em)brace(r/d),
(h/s)ack(e(d/r))/(h/f)ire(d/r/y)/(de)(co)mission(e(d/r), (un)torched,
(un/de)alert (e(d/r)), (un)calm(e(d/r)), peace, (un)tame(d/r),
(un)civil(ize(r/d)), behave(d/r),
(un)chill(e(d/r))/(un)cool(est)/(un)kewl(est), kicke(d/r), kicked
back/out, expelle(r/d), slumber, trigger(e(d/r)), blink(y/e(d/r)),
flick(y/e(r/d)), twitch(y/ing)/shak(y/ing/e(n/r)), squirm(y/ing),
(s)tumbling, jumpy/bouncy/stuttery, miss(e(d/r)/ing), woo...oosh/over
the head, s(l)ob(be(d/r)), fumble(d/r), clumsy, bump(ed/y/s) including
pimples/zits/bites and scars, point(y/ful/less), pokey, tail grabber and
puller, grasp, picker, pecker, frakke(r/d)/f**ke(r/d), clunke(r/d)/old fart/walking
dinosaur/overaged/elder/ancient/fossil (with a wrinkles, and white and
gray hair; general X)/rusty/histor(y/ical), use(r/d)/refurbishe(r/d),
wont, accustome(d/r), new, bought,
shr(i/u)nk/(r/s)educ(e(d/r)/ing)/dimish(e(d/r)/ing), time(d/r),
rest(ed/ful/less), generat(e(r/d)/ion(s/er)), years, decades, minutes,
seconds, miliseconds (ms), tight, suppress(ed/or), extract(or/ed),
(de)compress(ed/or), (de/in)flate(r/d), (r/d)educte(r/d), legacy,
abbreviat(e(d/r)/ion), brief/short (not a midget or dwarf), troll(ed),
subtle, minor(ity/ly), major(ity/ly), chubby, expand(e(r/d))/gr(o/e)w/honeypot
size/(en)large(r/d)/heavy/overweight/bogged/saturated/blob/round/bloat/dilate(d/r)//ball/up/pregnant/broad/sag/fat
("I'm not fat, I'm big boned!" --Eric Cartman; beer (don't drink
alcohol/beer/booze)belly/tummy/stomach), pig (oink!) [mostly three main
meals/courses a day; om nom nom, hung(er/ry)], cannibalis(m/t),
thirsty/guzzler, full(e(r/st), snotty, (ex/im)plo(de(r/d)/sion), deadweight/burden,
sippe(d/r), nibble(r/d), liquid(ate(d/r)), solid(it/date(d/r)),
(de)hydrate(d/r), thin, bone(y/r/d/head), light, underweight, scrawny,
(candy/sugar)cane, carr(y/ie(d/r)), lift(ed),
(mis/un)identifie(r/d)/profile(d/r), [insert a name like Bourne]
Identity, label(e(d/r)), target(ed))/spotlight(ed), tag(ge(r/d)),
discovere(r/d)/explore(r/d), surfer (online, not on the
water/h2o), hairy/furry (e.g., head and face like harvester
ants' (#1 and #2), hairless, bubbling, gassy (farty and burpy/belchy
with formic acid and helping the global warming ;)),
puke(d/r)/vomit(te(d/r))/barfe(d/r), slouch(e(r/d)),
crooked/bent/tilted/slANTed/skew(e(r/d)), stiff, stuff, cozy, wavey,
curse(d/r), poison(ed/ous), ail(ment), sick(ening/ly) (physically and
mentally [with many medical doctors (MDs) and born with a #1/number one
psychiatrist who is a bald eagle), scoff(e(d/r)), gag(e(d/r)),
cough(e(d/r)), sneeze(d/r), lazy bum/loaf/inactive (not athletic)/sluggard/no motor/motionless, time outs/sabbaticals/breaks/vacation,
plank(e(r/d)/ing, sleepless in Los Angeles (L.A.)/sleep(er/y)/tired/poop(e(r/d))/groggy/exhaust(i(ve/ng)/e(d/r))/snooze(d/r)/nappe(d/r)
(usually after meals/eating; hibernate like a cold/freezing ant easily
and almost anywhere and any positions (like yoga), but not nonstop (sometimes have to pee) and hate it (sleep
is overrated)), pass out/sleep (quickly and easily [usually after
eating], sometimes oversleep/sleep a lot (hibernation),
breath(ing/e(r/d)) heavily like Darth Vader, snore(d/r), through almost anything
(e.g., touches, whistles, a high pitch fire alarm in a college
dormitory/dorm. even with neighbors and roommates), earthquakes/quakes),
difficult to wake up, (de)activat(e(d)/or), register(ation/e(d/r)),
(in)mobile, (un)stuck, limbo, moves and talks/mumbles/r(u/a)mbles a lot,
emo, chair potato (don't have a couch),
(seat/chair/home/house/room/bed)ridden(e(d/r)), (moon)walker, stroller,
beast, master and servANT/workaholic (worker
ant/peon/peasANT/slave/grunt), appoint(e(r/d)/assign(e(d/r)),
mission(ary/er), purpos(al/e(d/r)), goal(s/er),
chief/captain/(mis)lead(er)/overlord/(not a king since ant don't have
them), very importANT person (VIP)/elite/l33te(r)/royal (living on a
road/rd.), ping(e(d/r)), devious, (broad/out/fore)cast(e(d/r),
(dis)connecte(d/r)/(un)wire(d/r)/(un)linke(d/r)/(un)plug(ge(d/r))/(un)clot/(un/dis)mount(e(d/r)/holder/cling(er/y)/un(b(i/o)nd(e(d/r)),
(re(f/t))rain(e(d/r)), offline/off the grid, (un)(sub)scribe(d/r),
(in)herita(ge/nce), relie(ve(r/d)/f), release(r/d),
escape(d/r)/free(dom), exonerate(d/r), outdated (under a
rock/underground [most ants live that way!])/expired/stone
age/retro/past/passed/ANTique/amish/old-school (e.g, prefers
analog/older stuff over digital/newer stuff and don't own and use many
hi/high-tech/technology gadgets (e.g., Apple iPods,
cellular/cell/smart phones, portable digital assistances (PDAs -- still
use a CASIO Databank 150 calculator watch to act like a
simple one; 2.1 megapixels/MP digital camera is rarely used), video game
consoles (last one was an Atari
2600), last/end/rear, still likes physical trees/papers,
(mis/re)treat(e(d/r)/ment),
conservative/save(r/d)/(p)reserv(e(d/r)/ation), religious,
spiritual(ly), holy O:), good, hero, sacrifice(d/r), villain/bad guy,
like $$, paid/payer, credit(e(r/d)), compensate(d/r)/reimburse(r/d),
redeeme(r/d)/redemption, tolle(d/r), drag(ge(d/r)) [queen; don't lay
eggs], draine(r/d), (r/d)eplete(d/r), waste(r/d), use(d/r),
archive(d/r), file(d/r), keep(er)/kept, stor(e(d/r)/age), slaine(d/r),
(s)rape(r/d), assimilate(d/r), comprehend(e(d/r)), absorbe(d/r),
shred(de(r/d)), r(i/a)ppe(r/d), greedy, desperate, st(o/a)mp(er/ed/y),
thump(y/er), hitchhike(r/d), (kid)nap(pe(r/d)), parasit(e/ical),
(in)herit(age(d/r)), download(e(d/r))/leech(e(r/d))/loot(e(d/r))/hogge(r/d)
hand(ful/less), upload(e(d/r), occup(y/ie(d/r)/ation), fetch(e(d/r)),
invent(ed/or/ment/ing), beg(ge(d/r)), merc(y/iful), spen(d(er/ing)/t),
share(r/d)/g(i/a)ver/donate(r/d)/offer(e(d/r)/contribute(r/d),
bragge(d/r), gloat(e(d/r)), volunteere(d/r), desire(r/d)/indulge(d/r),
guinea pig, candidate, employee, number/#, (ac)quitter/g(i/a)ve
up(per)/forfeit(te(d/r))/surrend(e(r/d), (un)stopp(able/e(r/d)),
rescinde(d/r), recall(e(d/r))/(re)turn [on/off](e(r/d)),
(re/un)gift(e(d/r))/recycle(r/d)/repetitive/repeat(ing/er/ed)/retr(y/ied/ier)/cache(d/r)/replaye(r/d)/flashback(e(d/r))/tradition/streak(er)/routine/pattern(ed)
(e.g., 24 hours/1 day, weekly/7 days, 28 days/4 weeks; o/~ ... Oops! I did it again ... o/~)/imitate(d/r),
parrot, auto(mat(ed/ic)), adjacent, cross(e(d/r)), boolean,
(un)predict(able/ed), (un)expect(e(r/d)), persisten(t/ce), relapse(d),
random, (ir)regular, (il)logical, (un)creative/(un)original,
innovate(r/d), native, copy(right/left), trade(r/d/mark), pirate(r/d)
[arrr!]/thief/cop(y/ier)/duplicate(d/r)/(d(u/o)pe(d/r))/infringe(d/r)/plagarist/clone(d/r)/(re)produce(r/d)/rob(b(e(d/r)))/stolen/stealer/(s)mug(ge(d/r))/confiscate(d/r)
[Chinese, duh], crime, extradit(e/ion), buy(er)/bought, consume(d/r),
Scrooge (McDuck too), Grinch,
con(ned/head/vict), Santa, subliminal, reference(s/r/d), innuendo,
linke(r/d), rhyme(d/r), phun, pun, quote(r/d), sayer, viral, meme,
circle(s/d)/loop(s/ed), habits, (over/under)hype(r/d),
(under/over)rate(d/r), extreme, excess(ive)/too much/overdo(er/ne),
dedicat(e(d/r)/ion), otaku/obsessive-compulsive disorder
(OCD)/fetish/junk(y/ie)/hardcore/addict(e(r/d)) (Internet -- the
virtual outdoors), ants, television/TV shows, movies, computers,
computer games, etc.)/fever, nitpick(e(d/r),
stubborn/picky/(un)change(r/able/d)/(un/im)movable/(di/con/ intro/extro)vert(e(d/r), static,
(b/un)lock(e(d/r))/frozen/freeze(r)/paralyze(d/r), schizophrenia,
(re)wind(er)/(re)wound,
lull/pause(r/d)/idle(d/r)/inanimate(d/r)/stun(ne(r/d), campe(d/r),
disable(d)/handicap(ped), dynamic/fickle(d/r)/alternat(er/ing),
abstinent, spot(ter/less)/(un)clean(e(d/r))/groom(e(d/r))/(sc)rub(be(r/d))/neat(y)/organize(d/r)/allocate(d/r)/categor(y/ized),
purifie(d/r), sweep(er)/swept, ((d/r)e)(form)(e(d/r), (un)coordinat(ion/or/ed),
(un)manage(r/d/ment)/govern(ed/or/ment), (un)condition(e(d/r)),
quality/high standards, fret(te(d/r)), worr(y/ie(d/r)),
sho(o/u)t(e(r/d)), compell(ing/ed), disturb(e(d/r)/ing)/shocking,
fascinate(d/r), (dis)grace(d/r), paranoid, (de)fraud(er), fable, myth,
psyched, brib(not d)e(r/d), extort(e(r/d)/ion), untrue/false
(alarm/positive)/trick(e[d/r(y)])/phishe(d/r)/social
engineer(e[d/r])/fake/faux/unreal/phony/role
play(er/ing)/gimmick(y)/doctor(ed)/edit(ed/or)/stage(d/r)/synthesize(d/r)/artificial/anachronism/airbrush(e(r/d))/ruse,
crocodile tears, second/virtual reality (VR),
literal(ly)/figurative(ly), prune(d/r), (pre)tende(r/d),
impersonat(e(d))/or, surreal(is(m/tic)), (no) brain/brain
damage(r/d)/brain(ful/less)/(un)intelligent/dummy/Dumb & Dumber/stupid/no
intelligence/(un)educate(d/r)/(un)blank(e(d/r)), (I) don't know (IDK)
/dunno/no se, rubbish, (l)earn(e(d/r)), map(pe(d/r),
instruct(or/ed/ions), step(pe(d/r)), teach(er)/taught/traine(d/r),
educate(d/r), decision, decide(d/r), switche(r/d), flip(pe(r/d)),
flip-flopp(e(d/r)), imagin(e(d/r)/ing/ation)/delusional/hallunicating/pareidolia/(cloud (remove ANT to
e-mail)) mind(e(r/d)/(less/ful))/daze(d/r) and
confus(e(d/r)/ion) [did not see this
movie]/f(o/a)g(gy)/baffle(d/r)/gibberish/(un)clear/blind(e(r/d))/blur(r(y/re(r/d)/ie(d/r))/boggl(e(r)/ing)/inaudible/lost/thinker/guess(e(r/d))/ponder(e(r/d))/debate(r/d)/puzzle(r/d)/speculat(e(d)/or)/interfer(re(d/ence)/in(de)finite(ly),
(in)consider(at(e/ion)), meddl(ing/er), dwell(e(r/d), fabricate(d/r), distort(ion/e(d/r),
(de)arrange(d/r), (a)maz(e(r/d)/ing), (im)possib(le/ilit(y/ies)), maybe,
dispute(r/d), argue(r/ment/d), huh?/eh?, ("think
different"), (dis)agree(d/r/ment), concur(red), (dis)approv(ed/al),
excuse(d/r), pardon(e(d/r), reason(e(d/r)/able), deal(t/er),
sharp(e(n/r)), hono(u)r(ed/able), received many awards including Darwin, (un)think(er/able),
think/compute(d/r)/process(ed/or) [does not sometimes due to
missing/broken brain], (f/ph)athom (of opera), distracte(d/r), wrong/incorrect,
rookie/newbie/lowbie/callow/beginner/novice/virgin/level one
(1)/ensign/introduction (intro.)/fresh(man) (frosh), ripe, raw, low,
illiterate, remedial, council/counsel(or/ed), rehabilitate(d/r), (in)experience(d/r),
(un)skill(ed/ful), (un)certifie(r/d), graduate(r/d),
(de/pro)mot(e(d/r)/ion), (in/de)crease(r/d/ment), level(le(r/d)),
(sun)rise(n/r)/rose, expert(ise)/pro(fession(al)), wrap(p(e(d/r)/ing),
warpe(r/d), misinterprete(d/r)/misunderst(and/ood), BASIC(ally)/simpl(e/icity)/element(ary),
embroil/complex/(i/co)mplicat(e(d/r)/ion)/difficult/challenge(d/r)/hard(e(n/r/st/y)),
crusty, (ir)rational, soft(e(r/n/st)), mitigat(e(r/d)/ion), novelty,
fool, snob, hippy/hippie/hipster, hooligan, dweeb, butthead, dork,
klutz, dolt, doodle(d/r), dunce, idiot, lout, fool, hooplehead, turd,
(steam)punk(ed), dofus, d(o)ink(y), jerk(ing/e(d/r)), picke(r/d),
droppe(d/r), slap(pe(r/d)/stick), smack(e(d/r)), whippersnap(pe(r/d)),
rodent (r0d3nt)/rat, chump, bull(ock/crap), ginger, (w/y)ank(e(r/d)),
scam(med/mer), scum(med/mer), prick, putz, nimrod,
(tea/douche)bag(g(ed/r), dickhead, arse(hole), all cussing word names,
Al
Bundy, Homer Jay/J. Simpson, Philip J. Fry, Roger, (ro)bots/(and)droids (Data, Johnny/Number 5, HAL 9000,
RoboCop, Bender, R2D2/Artoo-Detoo, etc.), Q (characters from James
Bond/007 and Star Trek), elements, contents, assets, parts, gibs,
contacts, quANTity, numbers, count(ed/less), statistics/stats.,
(in)competent, (sp/f)oil(e(d/r)), stale/rotten (eww :P),
bor(ed/ing)/dull/plain(ner)/(extra)ordinary, (in)efficient, not bright,
(un)recogniz(ed/able), brain farte(d/r), forgot/forgetful (am not an
elephANT and sucky brain (Internet is the brain) with low intelligence
quotient/IQ), activist, re(p/b)el(lion)
(scum)/against/oppos(e(r/d)/ition), (in)tolera(n(t/ce)/ble/te(d)),
sue(d/r), riot(te(r/d)), bad communicator/translator but <3s to use electronic
methods (e.g., e-mails (sent (including resent/reposted/dup(ed/licated
[some people didn't want to be on the mailing lists]) and excluding
(blind) carbon copies ((B)CCs) and bounces) about 6,041 e-mails
(private + public mailing lists too) + public usenet/newsgroups
posts sent for January 2012; also acts as instANT messages/IMs;
excluding forum posts since they can't be easily tracked), instANT messages/IMs
(not a fan of textings), and chat messages)) but writes (handwrites like
a taxi driver)/types/compose poorly, (re)publish(e(d/r))/(re)post(e(d/r))/(re)comment(s/e(d/r)),
(black)mail(e(d/r)), wear(er), (m/g)roan(e(d/r)), talks to himself and
inanimated items, t(u/o)ne(r/d), sounds like a zombie/undead, rarely
talkative most of the times, but can talk a lot if excited and
understood (communicate online a lot more), mono, Mad Libs, ad lib(itum),
speechless, <3s simple details/analytic (too much information/TMI),
contexts, textures, data, scien(ce/tist),
personalities/characteristics/traits, (b)log(ge(r/d))/detail(e(d/r))/specialize(r/d)/(r/d)/e)(x)port(e(d/r))/(re)search(e(r/d))/analy(z/s)e(r/d)/studie(d/r)/review(e(d/r)),
audit(or/ion/ed), compar(e(d)/ison), screen(e(r/d)), combe(d/r) [not the hair device],
tape(d/r)/note(r/d)/recorde(d/r) (not in the stupid and weak brain
[probably does not exist]), (R/f)iddle(d/r)/twinkere(r/d)/tweake(d/r),
maintain(e(d/r), optimize(d/r), experiment(e(d/r)), test(e(d/r)/exam(ine(d/r)), alpha,
beta, green, gold, (pre)release(r/d), probation, tech(ie/ician/nical),
defin(e(d/r)/init(e/ion)), explain(e(d/r)/ation), not social even as a
social insect, party pooper (but not for local area
networks), whin(e(r/d)/ing)/complain(e(r/d))/rANT(e(r/d)),
(hypo)critic(al/ism), serious, not into politics, personal/private,
public, inaccurate, precise, accurate, perfectionist, im(perfect),
alive, (de)cease(d/r)/dead(er/ly)/casualty/coma, autopsy,
resuscitate(r/d), unconscious, zombie (braaaaaaains!) controlled by
fungus parasite :P, stone(r/d), (re)spawne(d/r), reinstate(d/r),
resurrecte(d/r), trance(r/d), drone, (p/M)uppet,
sin(ful/ne(d/r)), perpetrator, confess(ed/or), (un)forgiven,
sorry/apolog(y/ize(d/r)), sorrow(ful), propoganda, rumor(s/ed),
lie(s/d), liar, hypocrite, mole, trait(or), betray(e(r/d)/al), scandal,
sweare(r/d), swor(e/n), truthful, honest, opinion, opine,
(dis)pro(ve(r/n/d)/of), science, belie(f/ve(r/d)),
fa(ith/te/)(ful/less), (un)bless(e(d/r)), (un)fair(e(r/d)), settle(d/r),
planne(d/r), schedule(d/r), proscratinat(ed/or)/tardy/late (rarely a
night owl -- oo oo, O RLY?), (dis)continue(d/r)/resume(d/r),
(re)start/boot(e(r/d)), jump starte(d/r), initia(l/t(ed/ion)), early
bird, late owl (used to be), visual (<3 to
seek/look/see/stare/glare/supervise), locate(d/r)finder/founde(d/r),
artist (visual like a picture painter -- examples with acrylic
paintings: two
ant images, a pet cray/craw fish, etc.), looke(r/d),
scavenge(r/d), forage(d/r), hunt(e(d/r), not a bookworm (don't like to
read (even numbers, music notes, and comic books [loves images though])
and tl;dr (too long; don't/didn't read)) but do act like a worm
sometimes, also dislike writing/typing a lot, open(e(d/r)),
(dis/e(n))clos(e(d)/ure), slice(d/r),
dissecte(d/r)/cut(ter)/divide(r/d),divisiv(e/ion),split(te(r/d)),
skeptical, fascinat(ing/ed/ic)/interest(ed/ing)/curious/nosey (including
a big nose like Bill
Cosby's), seal, puppy, dog/dawg (woof, aroo, etc.), prairie dogging,
teacher's/tutor's pet, tutor(ed)/mentor(ed)/coach(ed),
?/questione(r/d/able)/inquir(y/ied/r)/inquisitive, why (ask why)?,
(un)answere(d/r) (just answer with 42),
track(e(d/r))/watch(e(r/d))/monitor(e(r/d))/grade(r/d), chase(d/r),
stalke(d/r), (un)loyal(er), (un)discipline(d/r), (dis)obey(e(r/d)),
fellow, (un)follow(e(r/d)), (de/un)join(e(d/rr), tailgate(d/r),
(dis/re))order(e(r/d)/ly), chronological, (dis)continu(ed/ity),
execut(e(d/r)/ion), command(e(d/r)),
protocol/rule(s/d/r)/regulat(er/ions), le(a)d(er, unable to commit,
commit(ed/able), (un)shack(l)e(d/r),
(un)tangle(d/r)/cl(i/u)ng/glue(r/d)/tie(d/r)/bine(d/r)/need(ed/y)/(in)dependent
on others/(dis)engage(r/d), (re)liabl(e/ity), (un)affecte(r/d),
attach(e(d/r)), impact(e(r/d)), arouse(d/r),
impatient/now/fast(e(r/est)/quick(e(r/st)/turbo/speed/fast
forward(e(d/r)), backward/reverse(d/r), (re/un)do(ne), ^z,
demand(ed/ing)/push(ed/y)/boss(y), (en)force(d/r), insist(e(d/r)),
fiesty, moderat(ed/or), trial(e(d/r)), IANAL/I am not a
lawyer), judge(d), rigid, tyrANT, dictator/law
enforcer/police/nanny/nazi (basic spelling, basic grammar, etc.),
(un)lawful, communist/commie, isolate(d/r)/hermit/dweller/private/likes
to hide/stay home/closed, outcast(e(d/r))/exile(d/r), solitude,
lone(ly/r), home alone like Kevin
McCallister, unfocus(ed), focus(ed), attention, casual, unpopular,
not a stud, not a playboy, not a pimp, popular, fan(atic)
(cool down especially during hot times)/fanbo(y/i), mamma's boy ("Mommy, where are you?", hobo, home(less/full),
shelter(ed), evicte(d/r), ditch(e(r/d)), abandon(e(d/r)), DOOM(e(d/r)), ransacke(r/d), toast(e(d/r)),
annihilate(d/r)/eliminat(ed/or)/destroy(e(d/r))/destruct(ed),
crushe(d/r), squishe(d/r), 2D (3D/third dimension doesn't work with
compound eyes), flat/flatte(n/r(ed)), floor(ed), defeate(d/r),
pwne(r/d)/(dis)own(e(d/r)), owe(r/d), (de/(p)re)serve(d/r),
subject/topic, thing, summon(e(r/d), (un)calle(d/r), eats dog food
(eww)/payback/revenge(r/d)/backfire(r/d), avenge(r/d),
(un)conceal(e(d/r))/(un)veil(e(r/d))/(un)hidden/covert/(un)hid(e(r/ous))/(de)cloake(d/r)/hard
to see/(in)visible/(non)transparent/(be)
gone(r)/(un)(v/b)anish(er)/disappear(er)/(un)burie(r/d)/(un)dissolve(r/d)/evaporate(d/r),
vaporware, (pseud/an)onymous, (un)notice(d/r/able),
target(te(d/r)/able), irresponsible, accountab(le/ility), bragge(d/r),
selfish, narcissis(t/m/tic), "wude"/rude, (ass/in)sult(e(r/d)), derogatory, harsh,
vulgar(ity), ruth(less/ful), mean(ie/ing(ful/less)), cruel, malicious,
thug, bull(y/ied), mob, group, team, gangster/gangsta (home boy),
torture(d/r), cruticifie(r/d), hang(er/ing), hung(er/ry), strangled,
hung, choke(d/r), sacrificial, slayer/slain/murder(e(d/r))/kill(a/e(r/d))/(ex)terminat(o/e(r/d))/(c/s)lash(e(d/r),
grim, gritty, dark, wick(ed(ness)), evil, doppelgänger, good,
passion, wonder(ful/er/ing), amazing, grateful, charm(ing/er), nice,
pleasing with a cherry on the top, thought(ful/less), idea(less/ful),
henchman/minion, overlord, g(r)asp(pe(r/d)), ignor(ANT/e(r/d)/ing),
unimpresse(d/r), meh, wee, impresse(d/r), easily excited at favorites,
animate(d/r)/virtual, punch(er/y), hitt(er/y), painless violent,
explicit, agitate(d/r), abuse(d/r), deposit(e(d/r)), withdraw(n/er),
(dis)stress(e(d/r)), pressure(d/r), crisis (e.g., mid-life), jealous,
promise(d/r), frustrate(d/r), unique/special(ized)/rar(e/ity)/exotic
(e.g., 1%), class(y/ic(al)), (un)replaceable, absurd, (ir)relevant,
redundant, high/bonke(r/d)/ballistic/maniac/looney/ crazy
("loco")/nutty/lunatic/disorder(ed)/wacko/insane/berserk(er)/dysfunctional/on
crack/acid (formic)/drugge(d/r) (without any drugs too; drug
free)/tipsy/deranged/weird/odd/awkward/spazz(y)/discriminate(d)/differen(ce/t
(Strokes
too))/strange/psycho(path)/sociopath/(ab)normal/(un)natural/anamoly/myster(y/ious)/magic(al)/wizard(y)/m(o/u)nster/mutANT/alien (e.g., falls asleep with a
toothbrush sometimes)/incompatible, preposterous, plastered/hang
over/drunk and tipsy without any alcohol, (un)common/(un)known,
rare/(un)seen, occassion(ally), (i/u)ndetermin(e/ate), (in)famous,
legend, rascal, monkey, squirrelly, horsey/horsie, creep(y/er),
fear/scary/terror(ist)/horror, The Simpsons' Mr. Burns, praying mANTis, wild,
buzz(e(r/d)), dreamer/dreamy (in both sleep [not wet type] and awake
modes), praye(r/d), (wor)ship(pe(r/d)), zone(r/d) (in/out),
harm(less/ful), hostil(e/ity), hostage, innocent, victim(ized),
retard(e(d/r)), heal(e(d/r)), cure(d/r), (un)healthy,
(mal)nutriti(on/ous), impediments (e.g., Kenny Mccormick's talkings), (im)pair(e(d/r)),
dub(be(d/r)), derp(e(r/d)), many disorders, bad genes,
disfigure(d/r)/fracture(d/r)/break(er)/scath(e(r/d))/broke(n/r)/brittle(r/d)/fracture(d/r)/damage(d/r)/defect(ive)/cripple(d/r)
(God refuses the return merchandise/material authorization
(RMA))/(a)voide(d/r), dent(e(r/d)), sh(r)ed(de(r/d))/molt(e(d/r)),
peel(e(r/d)), (dis/cor/inter)rupt(e(d/r)/fere(nce(d/r)),
(im/ex/de)p(a/o)rt(e(r/d)), heckle(d/r), improvise(d/r), cracke(d/r),
mod(de(r/d) like MacGyver), design(e(d/r)), bad gene(tics/s)/evolution,
strike(r), struck, (dis)assembl(e(d/r)/y), engineer(ed/ing),
(re)construct(ed), buil(d(er)/t), creat(e(d)/or), maker/made,
plant(e(d/r)), develop(e(d/r)/ment), establish(e(d/r), bash(e(r/d)),
(un)smash(e(r/d)/able), (un)crack(e(r/d)/able)/(un)break(able/er)/fragile/de(l/d)icate,
outbreak(er), combust(e(d/r)), explosiv(e/ion)/explode(d/r), bomb(e(r/d)),
twist(e(d/r)), patche(d/r)/fixe(d/r)/solve(r/d), upgrade(d/r),
recovere(d/r), savage(r/d), erosion/erode(r/d),
degrade(r/d)/downgrade(d/r), exacerbate(r/d), wors(e(n)/t),
better/(dis/im)prove(d/r), proof(s), theor(y/ies), concept,
idea(s/list), best, optimist(ic),
injure(d/r)/pain(ful/less)/sore/hurt(ful/ing)/suffer(e(d/r)/ing)/struggle(r/d),
nursed/hospitalize(d), (un)harm(ful/er/less), drill(e(r/d)) [not
physical types], horsing around, screw(ed/y/ing [around too]),
jack(e(d/r) (up/off), dying (hopes to be the first one
:P)/dea(th/d)/suicidal (can't due to God's rules), scar(r(able/ed)),
down(er/ward), irrelevANT(er), pale(r), [_|_] shaped butt(ock)/abdomen/gaster (many quick poops/dumps of
road apples (sh*t) after waking up from sleeping a lot like overnight),
long(er), narrow(er/ed), (de/re)fine(r/d), contagious, spread(er),
influence, have a tiny bladder (dang water/H2O), The Simpsons' itchy
and scratchy, (f)ugly/unattract(ive/ed)/not sexy/ghetto/hag(gler),
sex(y/ual)/hot/hawt/handsome, pretty/purty/beautiful, flag(e(r/d)/rANT),
scorch(e(d/r))/(a)blaz(e(r/d)/ing)/burn(e(d/r)/ing)
[out]/roaste(r/d)/cooked, cold/cool,
(de)face(d/r)/vandalize(r/d)/destroye(r/d)/ruine(r/d)/clobber(e(d/r), tagge(r/d), <3s
cute things like
animals, filt(er(ed)/y), wet/moist/juicy, dry, dusty,
stray, unpure/unclean/dirty/contaminate(d/r)/filthy/raunchy/sewer/cuss(e(d/r))
[French]/potty/mo(u)ldy, rhetoric(al), toxic with formic acid,
litterbug, (g/t)erms, steamy/slimy/oily/greasy/sweaty/gooey/slipper,
sly, slick, spotty, shiny/shining, fruity, stick(y/er),
appal(le(d/r))/eww/gross/digust(ing/ed)/nauseous/(re/comp)pulsive/appall(ing/ed),
perv(er(t/sion))/horny/lust,
disorganize(d/r)/sloppy/clutter(ed)/mess(e(d/y))/grung(y/e)/nasty,
crumb(er/s), left overs, pack
rat/collect(ion/or/ed)/accru(al/ment)/accumulat(e(d)/or)/acquire(d/r)/gather(e(d/r)/hoard(e(d/r))
(ants, tissues/Kleenex,
etc.), bleeper, cuss(e(d/r)), amush(e(r/d)), infiltrate(d/r),
attac(k/h)e(d/r), (dis/re/un)charge(d/r), gullible, Cheat(e(r/d)), rig(ge(r/d)), (sw)amp(e(r/d)), amplifie(r/d),
batter(ed), hammer(e(r/d)), (im)pound(e(r/d)), wreck(e(r/d)),
crash(y/(e(r/d)), bug(ggy/e(r/d)) [insect!], erroneous, flaky,
fuss(y/iest)/fuzz(y/iest),
drool(e(d/r)/y)/leak(y/er/ies)/dripp(y/er/iest), unshave(d/r) (don't
even use one, just special scissors), dust magnet (have many bunnies),
click(e(d/r)), sniff(e(r/d)), snort(e(d/r)), snoop(e(d/r)), licke(d/r),
threat(en(ed)), hazard(ous), elude(r/d)/avoid(e(r/d/ANT),
st(i/u)nky/smelly/odor/reek, garbage(d/r), trash(e(r/d)/y,
pollut(e(d/r)/ion), drug and alcohol free, (dis)taste(less/ful),
sour(less/ful), problem/issue/consequence makers (born with them too
like issues), (peace/war/trouble)maker, trouble(shoot(e(r/d)/ing),
gunn(e(r/d)/ing), shotgun(n(e(d/r)/ing), (b)lame(r/d), frame(r/d),
accuse(d/r), (in)criminate(d/r),
bust(e(r/d))/catch(er)/caught/st(i/u)ck/pinne(r/d)/trappe(r/d)/confine(d/r)/corn(y/er(e(r/d))),
(b/j)olt(e(r/d)), prosecute(d/r), jail/prison break, gassed, (dis)card(e(d/r)), let
go/axe(r/d)/nuke(r/d)/erase(d/r)/delete(r/d)/perish(e(d/r), cancel(l)e(r/d), scrapped,
aborte(r/d), droppe(r/d), exite(r/d), laid off, hassle(r/d), nagge(r/d),
menac(e/ing), tack(y/le(d/r)), woo(er/ing), hideous,
annoy(e(r/d)/ing/ance), bit(t)e(r/n), bother(e(r/d)),
irritat(e(d/r)/ion), obnoxious, oxymoron, pes(t/k)y,
(i/e)nvade(r/d)/invasi(ve/on), dominat(e(d/r)/or), harrasse(d/r), pet
peeve(d/r/s) (a lot), bicker(ed/ing), contradict(ed), quarrel(le(d/r)),
inter(vention/cept(ed)), conflict(ed/er), colli(de(d)/sion),
cross(fire)(r/d), loud/noisy (not really vocal though -- eating,
walking, sleeping, etc.), ring(y/ing) (hates high pitch, hissing, and
treble in audio), advertise(r/d/ment), sp(a/i)m(me(d/r)) since the
mid-1990s/90s, "link of the day (LOTD) machine" (#1 and #2 since the early 2000s/Y2Ks), floode(r/d),
tripp(y/e(d/r)), decay(ing/ed/er), degrad(ed/ing/er),
m(e/o)lt(ing/ed/er), (re/de)cline(r/d), (sun)set, shamble(d/r),
fall(en/er/ing)/slump(ing/e(r/d))/collapse(d/r)/plunge(d/r), team(bond(e(d/r)),
play(e(r/d)), consult(ed/ANT), recommend(ed/ation),
suggest(e(r/d)/i(ve/on), always need help and rely on others (dependence
-- still live with his mom in a basement (aka
domain/bunker/dungeon/lair), but not really since it is in a second
floor wood area; needs help/assistance from many people),
help(less/ful), small helper, bench warme(r/d), small/tiny, medium,
cramp(e(d/r)), crowd(e(d/r))/congest(e(d/r)), bendable(d/r), flex(ible),
sandbox, flop(p(ied/y)), bound(e(d/r))/limit(e(d/r))/(re)strict(e(d/r)),
(re/con)strain(e(d/r)),
silen(c/t(er))/quiet(er)/mute(r/d)/silent(e(r/d)/shut up(per),
classifie(r/d)/secret(er), Streisand effect, (f/s)poil(e(d/r)), spill(e(d/r)),
(un)arm(or/ful),
(un)defen(d(ed)/sive)/(un/under/over)protect(or/ed/ive/able)/shield(e(d/r))/guard(e(d/r))/(in)secure(r/d),
offens(e/ive), defamatory, dispos(e(r/d)/(able(r/d)),
(un)valu(e(r/d)/able), (un)importANT, (in)significant, low priority,
pathetic, lament(e(d/r)), depresse(r/d), ashame(d/r), (in)adequate/useless, useful,
convince(d/r), persuade(d/r), (cy)Borg/bionic (external), cyberish, online, on the grid,
BUSY/crunchy, fold(e(d/r), (un)motivate(d/r), (un)inspire(d/r),
ambition, desire, cherish(e(r/d)), drive(r/n), (c)rock(e(d/r)),
tease(d/r), funny/silly/tomfoolery, parod(ied/y)/spoof(e(d/r)), comical,
joker/jokester/pranker/clown/shenannigan, stooge,
witty, sneak(y/er), snuck, (im/pre)mature (M),
child(ish)/kid(d(o/ish))/young(ling/ster/est/er)/juvenile/underaged
(don't like being around children/kids (not baby goats
:P) though, teen(ager), adolescent, adult, son (of a b*tch), ra(k/z)e(r/d), tear(er/ful),
torn, (cry)baby (wahh, wahh!)/weep(er), doesn't grow (sizes and up [o/~
I Don't Want to Grow Up, I'm a Toys "R" Us Kid o/~]), satire, sarcastic,
cynic(al/ism), (de/im)moralize(d/r), (de)human(ize(r/d), (un)ethic(al), positive(ly), negative(ly), pessimis(t/m), (un)sign(e(r/d)),
(dis)advANTage, no, prosecute(d/r), (dis)like(d/r),
hate(r/d/ful), (un)<3(r/d) [o/~ What is <3? o/~]/(un)like(r/d),
divorce(r/d)/separat(e(d/r)/ion)/segregat(e(d/r)/ion)/(s)parse(d/r), dense(r/d), distraught, care(d/r/s/ful/less), boo(e(d/r)),
merge(d/r)/together/consolidat(e(r/d)/ion)/uni(t(/y/fi(e(d/r)/cat(e/ion)),
cheer(ed/ful/er), (down/up)vote(d/r), elect(or/ed/ion), (t/p)oll(e(r/d), bud(dy)/friend/mate/lad/mate (used to see and hang out with them a lot in college days, but not
anymore :(), friendless (these days; close and physical types),
acquaint(e(r/d)), (prot/ANT)agonist, familiar, overc(o/a)me,
arrive(d/r), (over)c(a/o)me, enemy/foe/fiend, opponent/rebel(lion)/fascis(t/m), violat(er/ed/tion(s)),
blasphemy, escorte(d/r)/transfer(re(r/d)/able/ing)/transport(e(d/r))
[wished Star Trek's and telporters existed in real life]/carrie(d/r)/distribute(d/r),
courier, messenge(d/r), evacuate(r/d),
(un)accept(ed/able), grant(e(d/r)), welcome(d/r), leave/left, appl(y/ie(r/d)),
den(y/ie(r/d)), forbidden(e(d/r)/neglect(e(d/r))/ignore(r/d)/dump(e(r/d))/(in/re)jecte((r/d))/denie(r/d)/(re/pro)voke(d/r)/balk(e(r/d))/(un)authoriz(e(d/r)/iry)/veto(e(r/d))/divorce(d/r),
/thr(e/o)w(er)/tosse(d/r), knock(e(r/d)/ing) (down/up), suspen(d(e(r/d))/sion)/banne(r/d)/bannish(e(d/r)),
(black/white)list(e(d/r)), shaft(e(r/d)), refus(e(d/r)/al),
tolerate(d/r), (un)will(ing), attitudes, temper, bitter/crabby/cranky/grouchy/grumpy/ang(er/ry)/wrath/furious/(p/f)iss(e(r/d)/y)
rage ("Not enough rage." --World of Warcraft (WoW) warrior)/(d/p)iss(e(d/r)/y)/snapp(e(d/r)/y)/edgy/anally/cocky/tantrum/green, compulsive, war(monger), (t/f/l)ame(r/d),
shout(e(d/r))/yell(e(r/dc))/scream(e(d/r))/shriek(e(d/r))/scold(e(d/r)),
militarist, batt(l)e(r/d), (un)easy, wail(e(r/d)), grief(e(r/d)),
upset(er), ):/:(, D:, long face (not a(n) horse/stallion/bronco/colt/equestrian), trag(ic/edy), proud, (dis)courage(r/d),
(un):)/(un)(:, :D, amuse(d), joy(ful/ride), rejoice(r/d), :O, stoked, playful, ticklish, gaga (not Lady's),
jolly, patt(e(r/d)), purr(e(r/d)), afraid of height (even on second
floor), (ro)bot(ic), zombie, Dracula/vampire, drama(tic), lots or
no/little (sym/em)pathy/emotions/express(i(on/ve)/ed)/frisson/feelings (none like Vulcans)/empathy, ogl(e(d/r)/ing), sigh(e(r/d)),
(un)touch(e/é/y/r/ed), boop(y/e(r/d)), fondle(r/d),
disrepect(er/ed), cheesy (cream cheese and cheesecake too), soul(ful/less), no life/lifeless, sale(s)/sell(er)/(dis)count(e(d/r),
sell/sold out, cheap(stake), sting(y/er), commercialism,
brand, expensive/costly/(de/un)valu(e(r/d)/able), worth(y/less), short-span, easily bore(d/r) if uninteresting,
s(t)ub(be(d/r)/stitut(e/ion))), temp(orary), bandwagon(e(r/d)) fad,
style(r/d), inept, permanent, (dis)respect(e(d/r)/ful), super(b/eme/ior)/epic/awesome (your overlord should change the name too like this dude/guy), radical/(k-)rad., snazzy, glorious,
score(d/r)/grade(r/d)/(over)rate(r/d), (oh) de(e/a)r, (nut and) honey,
sweet(ie/er), darling, pi(e), overrate(d/r), underrate(r/d), white & nerdy/freak and geek
(like Big Bang Theory's Sheldon
Cooper, Napoleon Dynamite); do bite a chicken's head off), sheep, damne(r/d)/dayum(e(r/d), inexperienced in life, dislikes winds in face, dislikes humans (even hates his own body), doesn't like
the current world and life, fiction, etc.
Ant's Current Favorites in No Particular Order:
Color: Red.
Number/#: 8 (duh, Chinese).
Magazines:
- Wired (subscribed)
- Any computer magazines.
Movies (click here for Ant's DVD movies he currently owns):
Current (not all of them are shown at the same time due to breaks/seasons/whatever) Television/T.V./Telly and Online Video Shows/Series:
- 5-Second Films on YouTube and Vimeo (not all of them)
- After Hours
- All Your History (not all of the episodes)
- American Dad
- The Apprentice
- Beauty and the Geek (currently Australia)
- Behind The Bytes
- The Big Bang Theory
- Blame Society Films/Productions -- Funny video episodes/skits (not all are watched).
- Blind Film Critic and his YouTube channel (not all episodes).
- Cinemassacre (also on YouTube) with online videos (not all episodes) for reviews, rants, discussions, etc. with cussings and humor.
- Classic Game Room/InecomCompany -- Not all reviews.
- Cr1TiKaL/penguinz0 for funny and potty-mouth gameplays and commentaries.
- Dorkly's Videos (also on YouTube Channel, but slower with new ones).
- Educated Earth (not everything)
- Family Guy (later seasons only)
- Fast and Loose
- FreddieW(ong) for video shorts with special effects. Also, see the behind the scenes in his #2 channel.
- The Fine Bros, and its extras -- Mostly for its weekly "Kids React To ..." episodes.
- Futurama (all episodes and movies and kept up since the pilot).
- GakAttack (not all episodes).
- GameInformer's Replay Hub (not all of them).
- Good Game and its Spawn Point -- Not all and whole episodes.
- Grey's Anatomy (since the pilot and kept up)
- The Guild (since the pilot and kept up)
- Heavy Metal Gamer (not all reviews and lots of cussings).
- How It Should Have Ended from movies and video games.
- ImprovEverywhere
- Know Your Meme (also on YouTube and Vimeo; not all episodes)
- KQED QUEST's video stories. Not all episodes.
- Matt's Chat (not all episodes)
- Movieclips PopUp Trailer (not all movie trailers)
- MythBusters (not all old episodes, but do keep up with the latest ones)
- Nerd Nite (presentations; not all of them): Austin, Madison, San Francisco, and Seattle.
- Next Media Animation (NMA) (English audio instead of English texts) for sometimes funny animated news from Taiwan daily. Not every one of them is watched like the lame weather ones.
- Nostalgia Critic and Chick (mostly movie and television/TV reviews, do not watch all episodes, has cussings, etc.).
- Reddit's front page YouTube videos.
- Retroware TV (not all episodes)
- Shay Carl -- Not all videos.
- Simon's Cat on YouTube (all episodes).
- The Simpsons (should be all episodes since Tracey Ullman's short days)
- SoundWorks' Vimeo videos showing "... profiles of the sound world" for recent films/movies.
- South Park (not all episodes; skip the "sewer"/dirty ones)
- Steve Johnson FX (not all of them).
- Star Wars: The Clone Wars (kept up since its pilot)
- StudioADI (Amalgamated Dynamics Incorporated) [not all of them]
- ThinkGeek (not all of them).
- ThunderCats
- Undercover Boss -- Rarely, since this worker ant only watches the interesting companies.
- Versus (not all old episodes).
- Voltron Force.
- Versus (not all old episodes).
- Walk on the Wild Side (kept up since its pilot).
- The Walking Dead
- The Warp Zone (not all episodes).
- Television/TV/Telly commercial/spots/advertisements/ads. on FunnyPlace (kept up with its latest frequent updates).
- Many other online videos especially random ones from VideoSift (not all of them and using filters).
- Various interesting documentaries.
Music Types and Songs:
- Techno, trance, dance, 80s, other genres that are good to your
overlord's ears, uhhh feelers. View this song list for the favorite songs.
- You can also download and listen to other songs from The Ant Farm's Music File Room.
Computer and Video Games: Try looking in here.
Radio (rarely listen to music since 95% of the songs are
disliked/hated):
Sports (only watch (not the whole game most of the times) and care
when they do well -- yes, a bandwagoner!):
Beverages/Drinks:
Notes: Used to drink sodas, but stopped/rarely drinking them because of
aches (maybe getting old?). Hate alcohol (even cocktails) for its taste
even if there is juice that makes this insect
want to vomit. Don't like coffee even its odor.
- Ensure -- chocolate
flavor (to keep the insect's health and nutrients balanced)
- fruit juice (various like apple, but don't like orange and apple cider)
- Lipton Brisk Ice Tea
- milk (regular, low-fat, and chocolate)
- water (aka "wadder"/"warter" that people hear)
- V-8
Food (non-spicy [even minor one bugs or else happens], not too salty (burns), soft without chewing; simple
too):
- apple (thin slices)
- banana (cut to thin slices)
- biscuit
- bologna
- bread/bun (soft parts -- if crusts are hard, I don't eat them)
- burrito skin (soft and moist skin, but inside is not eaten due to hardness)
- cake
- carrot (soft)
- cereal (soften by regular whole/2% milk, not crunchy)
- cheddar cheese
- chicken (Maceo's aunts :P)
- chicken salad (soft -- almost like tuna salad)
- Chinese meatballs, dim sums, dumplings, and wontons (not fried)
- chips
- cookies (can be moisten)
- corn (kernels already removed from plant/ear)
- corn dog
- curry
- soft cracker (can be moisten)
- egg, from chickens (scramble, sunny side up/fried, and boiled [makes abdomen go poopy])
- enchilada (soft, non-spicy, lots of sauce, and like lasagna)
- fish (bones are a problem since I don't chew; salmon is good)
- fish and chip (don't usually eat the crust unless it's soft)
- French toast (usually avoid it because of syrup that hurts the sensitive teeth)
- fruits (soft) except strawberries, cherries, and watermelon (allergic)
- grape
- grilled cheese (soft breads)
- hot dog (has to be soft enough to be cuttable)
- Jell-o/jello -- There's always room for it.
- lasagna
- macaroni cheese
- mash potato with its sauce
- meat balls like in spaghettis, Subway
- meat loaf
- mushroom
- noodles (soft; e.g., udon)
- oat meal (non-raw)
- omele(tte)
- pancake (usually avoid it because of syrup that hurts the sensitive
teeth)
- pasta (many types like Bruschetta Chicken from T.G.I. Friday's)
- peach with its juice
- peas
- pineapple (cut into thin slice to make them soft)
- pizza (soft crust)
- pumpkin pie
- pupusa (soft and moist)
- quesadilla (soft and inside is moist like Islands Restaurants' version with cheese cream(?)
inside and soft cover).
- raisin
- ravioli
- rice with moisture (water/soup) and other food on it (don't like plain rice by itself).
- sandwich (no lettuce and tomatoes)
- scallop (soft)
- seaweed (in soup)
- spaghetti
- spinach (to be strong like Popeye and be able to do melees)
- sushi (salmon teriyaki, shrimp tempura [not too many or else get
sick with a headache, upset tummy, etc.] with miso soup, sashimis,
rice, etc.)
- tofu
- tortilla (soft and moist without the inside due to hardness)
- tuna salad (almost like chicken salad)
- turkey
- waffle (usually avoid it because of syrup that hurts the sensitive
teeth)
- etc. Any soft, usually moist (warm water usually do), and
non-spicy (even a little have impacts) food that your overlord can
eat. Avoids very sweet and cold drinks and food due to sensitive,
broken, and hard to clean teeth (use two different tooth pastes and oral
rinses).
Ant's defected mouth doesn't open wide and cannot chew very well. :(
Click here to see past and current computer systems and consoles that Ant owned.
