Introduction
Hello there! Welcome to the overlord's personal Web site in cyberspace
where all virtual ants roam. You are now sitting with other fellow
Internet surfers to hear about Phil./Ant as the ant leader of this
cyberspace home. So you want to know more, eh? Okay, you asked for it.
Be warned that it can be silly, accurate, inaccurate, weird/odd/strange,
too much information (TMI), boring, too long, etc. So read at your own
risk! Oh and if this gets boring, just may quietly leave while others are listening, er reading (oops, you are not listening since ants do not
speak verbally). If you are looking for the resume, it is right here and the online
portfolio is here. Both are currently outdated and haven't been
updated for years.
Stories/Articles About Your Overlord (Phil. aka Ant):
Background:
- Male and virgin dealate ant (when not working)/female worker ant (when working)/drama queen (but don't lay eggs). :P
- Straight/Heterosexual. Basically, a dude or dudette (see above).
- Long antennaem, small mandibles, six legs, etc.
- Many species, but mostly Chinese (speak and hear very little, but don't read and write). Also, red color and not yellow!
- Christian (ready to die for Him :)). Go to the ant, you sluggard...
- Lived in a test tube and eclosed near a "big apple".
- Have and born with multiple disabilities with Nager('s) syndrome (Wikipedia, Everything2 (outdated), and more).
- Horoscope: Capricom.
- The Year of the Rabbit/Wabbit/Bunny (Yin Wood Element) in the Chinese Horoscope/Zodiac.
- More useless detailed facts: Single (bachelor, never had a date, including blind type, a kiss with
tongue, and a relationship before; virgin/sexless/unmated [needs to get laid,
but only if married to her; worker ants don't have sex anyways; or maybe for marriage/nuptial time as a male alate and then die? :P]; will probably die as a single virgin
anyways :(). Indoor (and local) type of guy (dislikes going outside,
especially/esp. alone with strangers, [don't drive, and dislikes the bright sun (yes, a vampire and
hates wearing glasses)], and travelling due to bad air quality and allergies (itches, skin,
compound eyes, antennae/nose, etc. all year long; easily get sick like from pollens, virus, bacteria, long or/and turning commutes [e.g., car sick -- I sleep
/doze/or just close compound eyes when possible], strong odors (e.g.,
hairsprays, lotions, deodorant, food, smokes, chemicals), sun (am a vampire :P), strangers, long waits, etc.). Loves nature especially animals (don't
like to take care of them though; marine life, insects, etc.). Very
sensitive, anxiety, fear/scare/phobia/chicken (bok bok)/shy/nervous/wussy/wimpy/pussy (meow), not a risk taker but is risky, laggy, skimmer, skipper, sloooooooooow like a
loris/sloth/snail/slug, delayer, last place/one, bottom, end, idle/inanimate/stun, disable/handicap, fragmented,
dyslexia, very near sighted (especially in the right compound eye), partially deaf (
ants don't hear well -- bad hearing even with a bone conduction hearing aid and
in mono), single/non-parallel/linear (not a multitasker), sucky (not mouth type since it has been
broken since mid 1998 -- see here for more details), crappy, terrible/horrible/bad/awful, poor, naughty, loser, fail, needs long and many practices, bad lucks, weak/powerless, vulnerable, exploited, facepalmed, lacking/insufficient, underachiever,
jumped the shark, resisted/strong/powerful, not a handy man, feminine, girly/girlie man, hates his head hair being long (harder to hear with the bone conduction haring aid and
messy), dislikes wearing eye glasses and hats/caps, dislikes clothes'
buttons, likes being naked/almost naked, even/neutral, unbalance, wobble, dizzy, totty, uncontrollable/unstable, out
of line/control, moody, unrelaxed, tensed/intense, same/similiar/related, innuendo, asymmetrical (e.g., different sized nipples, more head hair on left side than right side, breathe through
one nostril most of the times, mismatched shoulders), right side,
unready/unprepared, controlled/stable, prepared/ready (e.g., ready to retire/be terminated
from life if God says so), sacke(d/r)/fire(d/r), alerte (d/r), calm, relaxed, chilled/cool/kewl, kicked back, lazy bum/inactive (not athletic)/sluggard,
sleepless in
Los Angeles (L.A.)/sleepy/tired (usually after meals;
rarely hibernate like a cold ant easily, but not nonstop (sometimes have to pee) and hate it (sleep is overrated)), sometimes shaky,
jumpy/bouncy/stuttery, misser, slob, clumsy, ditcher, slacker, blamer, bumpy, pointy, pokey, tail grabber and puller,
picker, pecker, frakker/f**ker, clunker/old fart/walking dinosaur/overaged, fossil (with a wrinkles, and white and gray hair), short (not a midget or dwarf),
troll, honeypot size/heavy/overweight/bogged/saturated/blob/round/fat ("I'm not fat, I'm big boned!" --Eric Cartman; beer (don't drink alcohol/beer)belly/tummy/stomach), pig (oink!) [mostly three main
meals/courses a day], thin, boney, light, hairy, hairless, gassy (farty and burpy/belchy with formic acid and helping the global warming ;)),
puker/vomitter/barfer, crooked/bent/tilted, wavey, cursed, sickly (physically and mentally), sleepless, sleep (quickly and easily [usually after eating], a lot (hibernation), snore, through almost anything (e.g.,
whistles, a high pitch fire alarm in a college dormitory/dorm. and my roommates never woke me up, and earthquakes/quakes!), difficult to wake up)
moves and talks/mumbles/rambles a lot, chair potato (don't have a
couch), chairridden, bedridden, seatridden, master and servant/workaholic (worker
ant/peon/peasant/slave), connected/wired/linked, disconnected, outdated (under
a rock)/stone age/past/passed/antique/old-school (e.g, prefers analog/older stuff over digital/newer stuff
and don't own and use many high/high-tech/technology gadgets (e.g., Apple iPods, cellular/cell phones,
portal digital assistances (PDAs), video game consoles (last one was an
Atari
2600), personal/digital video recorder (PVR/DVR)), last/end/rear,
paperless guy, conservative/saver, waster, used, assimilated,
comprehended, absorbed, ripper, greedy, stomper, leecher/hogger, sharer/giver/donater,
quitter/give upper, unstoppable, stoppable, repetitive/repeating/retry/pattern (e.g.,
24 hours/1 day, weekly/7 days, 28 days/4 weeks)/predictable, relapse, random/unpredictable/irregular, illogical,
logical, creative/original, uncreative/unoriginal/thief/copy/duplicate (dupe)/plagarist/stealer, robbed/stolen/mugged, references, innuendo, linker, quoter, meme, circles/loop, habits,
extreme, overdoer, dedicate, obsessive-compulsive disorder (OCD)/fetish/junk(y/ie)/hardcore/addicted (Internet, ants, television/TV shows, movies, computers, computer games, etc.)/fever, stubborn/picky/unchangeable/immovable, locked/frozen,
abstinent, clean/neat/organized, quality/high standards, worried, shot, disturbing/shocking, paranoid,
fraud, false/fake/faux/unrealistic/phony/doctored/edited/staged, pretender, brainless/unintelligent/dumb(o)/dummy/stupid/no
intelligence, delusional/hallunicating/clouded mind
(blames TheShadow
(remove ANT to e-mail; :P)/confused/unclear/blurry thinker/ponderer ("think
different"), received many Darwin
Awards, unthinkable, does not think/compute, distracted,
wrong/incorrect, rookie/newbie/beginner/novice/virgin, illiterate, remedial,
rehabilitated, misinterpret/misunderstand, underachiever, basic/simple/elementary,
complex, fool, snob, hippy/hippie, hooligan, dweeb, dork, idiot, fool, turd, punk(ed), dofus, doink, jerk,
whippersnapper, rodent/rat, chump, nimrod, douchebag, all cussing word names, incompetent, spoiled, rotten (eww :P), boring/dull/plain, inefficient, not bright,
brain farters, forgetful (am not an elephANT and sucky brain with low
intelligence quotient/IQ), bad communicator but loves to use electronic
methods (e.g., e-mails (sent (including resent) about 5,347 non-bounced
and resent/reposted/duplicate personal/private e-mails + public usenet/newsgroups posts sent for July 2010), instant messages/IM, and chat)) but
writes (handwrites like a taxi driver)/types/compose poorly, talks to
himself and inanimated items, sound like a zombie/undead, rarely talkative, speechless, loves simple details/analytic (too much information/TMI),
noter/recorder (not in the stupid brain [probably does not exist]),
technical, not a social person even as a social insect, party pooper
(but not for local area networks), whiner/complainer/ranter,
critic, not into politics, perfectionist, imperfect,
alive, dead, sinful/sinner, lied, liar, truthful, planner, scheduler, proscratinator/tardy/late (very rare, a night owl --
oo oo, O
RLY?), early bird, visual (love to look/see), not a bookworm (don't
like to read (even comic books) and tl;dr (too long; don't/didn't read)) but do act like a worm sometimes,
open, interested/curious/nosey (with a big nose like Bill Cosby's), dog, prairie dogging, asks a lot of
questions, stalker, unable to commit, clung/glued/tied/attached to/needy/dependent on others and
can't be independent, affect, impact, unaffect, arouse, impatient/now/fast/quick, casual, demanding/pushy/bossy,
judge, strict, law enforcer/police/nazi (basic spelling, basic grammar, etc.),
communist/commy, isolated/hermit/private/likes to hide/stay home/closed,
outcast, lonely/loner, unfocus, focus, attention, unpopular, not a stud, not a playboy,
popular, fanboy, mamma's boy, evicted, abandoned, destroyed, crushed, squished,
flattered, defeated, pwned/owned, invisible/transparent, noticeable, targetted,
irresponsible, selfish, narcissistic, elite, "wude"/rude, insult, harsh, mean(ie), bully, gangster/gangsta,
torture(d/r), strangled, hung, choked, sacrificial, murderer/killer/killa, dark, evil, good, nice,
pleasing with a cherry on the top, thoughtful, follower,
henchman/minion, overlord, ignorer, easily excited at favorites, animated/virtual, punchy, hitter, painless violent, abused, abuser,
deposit, withdraw, stressed, mid-life crisis, jealous, promise, frustrated, unique/special/rare,
replaceable, unreplaceable, absurd, bonker/ballistic/crazy ("loco")/nutty/lunatic/disordered/wacko/insane/berserk/dysfunctional/on
crack/drugged/tipsy/weird/odd/different/strange/psycho/drunk without any alcohol/abnormal/alien (e.g., falls asleep with a
toothbrush sometimes)/incompatible, common/known, uncommon/rare/unseen/unknown, famous, infamous, squirrelly, creepy, scary, Mr. Burns, praying mantis, wild, dreamer/dreamy (in
both sleep [not wet type] and awake modes), secured, insecured, harmless, harmful,
hostile, hostage, innocent, victim, retarded, unhealthy, impediments (e.g., Kenny's talkings), impaired, many disorders, broken/damaged/defective/crippled/jacked up (God won't let me return
merchandise/material authorization (RMA) myself)/cracked,
cracakble/breakable/fragile, breaker, twisted, patched/fixed, upgraded,
downgraded, painful/hurting/suffering, dying (hopes to be the first
one), scarred, down, irrelevant, pale, [_|_] shaped buttocks/butts (many
quick poops/dumps after waking up from sleeping overnight), long,
narrow, contagious, influence, have a tiny bladder (dang water/H2O), itchy and scratchy, (f)ugly/unattractive/not
sexy/ghetto, sexy/hot/hawt/handsome, scorched/burned, vandalizer/destroyer/ruiner, tagger, loves
cute things like animals,
wet/moist, dry, dusty, stray, corrupted/unpure/unclean/dirty/contaminated/filthy/raunchy/sewer/potty,
steamy/slimy/oily/sweaty, spotty, shiny/shining, fruity, sticky, gross/digusting/repulsive,
careless/disorganized/sloppy/messy/grungy/nasty, rat pack/collector (ants, tissues/Kleenex, etc.), bleeper, cusser, attacked, gullible, cheated, hammered,
wrecker, crashy/crasher, buggy/bugger, erroneous, flaky, fussy/fuzzy,
drooly/leaky/dripper, unshaved (don't even use one, just special
scissors), dust magnet, stinky/smelly/odor, trashy, drug and alcohol free, problem/issue makers (born
with them too like issues), blamed, framed, accuse(d/r), stuck/pinned/trapped,
hassled, nagger, annoyed, annoying, obnoxious, oxymoron, bugger (not a bug, but an insect), pesty, harrasser, pet peeved (a lot), bickering, conflict, loud/noisy, ringing
(hates high pitch, hissing, and treble in audio), spammer, spimmer,
"link of the day (LOTD) machine" (#1 and #2 since the early 2000s), flooder,
trippy, fallen, teamplayer, always need help and rely on others (dependence -- "still live with his mom in a basement";
needs help/assistance from people), helpless, small helper, bench
warmer, small/tiny, cramped, crowded, bounded/limited/restricted,
restrained, silent/quiet, defensive/protective/protector/guard, offensive, disposal,
unimportant, low priority, pathetic, saddo, inadequate/useless, useful, Borg (external), cyberish, online, busy/crunchy, unmotivated, funny/silly, parody/spoof, comical,
joker/jokester/pranker, stooge, witty, sneaky,
childish/kiddish/youngling/underaged, (don't like being around children/kids (not baby goats
:P) though, (cry)baby (wahh, wahh!), doesn't grow (sizes and up [o/~
I Don't Want to Grow Up, I'm a Toys "R" Us Kid o/~]), sarcastic, cynical, rubber,
moralize and demoralize, ethical and unethical, negative, no,
dislike(d), hate(d), unloved/unliked, booed, cheered, downvoted, upvoted,
violated, blasphemy, neglected/ignored/dumped/rejected/denied/balked and a balker/refused and a
refuser, loved/liked, attitudes, cranky/grouchy/grumpy/angry/pissy/snappy/edgy/anally, compulsive, uneasy, unhappy, :(, :), :D, stoked, playful, ticklish,
gaga (not Lady's), afraid of height
(even on second floor), robotic, zombie, Dracula/vampire, no/little
emotions/feelings externally like Vulcans, sigher, touchy, untouched, disrepect,
lame, cheesy (cream cheese too), no life, cheap, stingy, commercialism, brand, expensive/costly, short-span, easily bored if
uninteresting, temporary, fad, permanent, respected, awesome/radical,
scored/graded/rated, overrated, underrated, white & nerdy/freak and geek
(like Big Bang Theory's Sheldon Cooper); I do bite a chicken's head off), inexperienced in life, dislikes winds in face, dislikes humans (even hates his own body), doesn't like the world and
life, fiction, etc. Note: Some of them are noted by others which might be true or not to others.
My Current Favorites in No Particular Order:
Color: Red.
Magazines:
- Wired (subscribed)
- Any computer magazines.
Movies (click here for Ant's DVD movies he currently owns):
Frequent Television (T.V.) and Online Video Shows/Series:
Music Types and Songs:
- Techno, trance, dance, 80s, other genres that are good to my ears, uhhh feelers. View this song list for the favorite songs.
- You can also download and listen to other songs from The Ant Farm's Music File Room.
Computer and Video Games: Try looking at my current Game Favorites in the Game Files Room.
Radio (rarely listen to music since 95% of the songs I dislike):
Sports (only watch and care when they do well -- yes, I am a bandwagon guy):
Beverages/Drinks:
Notes: Used to drink sodas, but stopped/rarely drinking them because of
aches (maybe getting old?). Hate alcohol (even cocktails) for its taste even if there is juice that makes me
want to vomit. Don't like coffee even its odor.
- Ensure -- chocolate flavor (to keep my health and nutrients balance)
- fruit juice (various like apple, but don't like orange and apple cider)
- Lipton Brisk Ice Tea
- milk (regular, low-fat, and chocolate)
- water (aka "wadder"/"warter" that my friends hear)
- V-8
Food (non-spicy [even minor one bugs me] and soft; simple too):
- apple (thin slices)
- banana (cut to thin slices)
- biscuit
- bologna
- bread/bun (soft parts -- if crusts are hard, I don't eat them)
- cake
- carrot (soft)
- cereal (soften by regular whole/2% milk, not crunchy)
- cheddar cheese
- chicken (Maceo's aunts :P)
- chicken salad (soft -- almost like tuna salad)
- chinese meatballs, dim sums, dumplings, and wontons (not fried)
- cookies (can be moisten)
- corn (kernels already removed from plant/ear)
- corn dog
- curry
- soft cracker (can be moisten)
- egg, from chickens (scramble, sunny side up/fried, and boiled)
- enchilada (soft, non-spicy, lots of sauce, and like lasagna)
- fish (bones are a problem since I don't chew; salmon is good)
- fish and chip (don't usually eat the crust unless it's soft)
- French toast (usually avoid it because of syrup that hurts my sensitive teeth)
- fruits (soft) except strawberries, cherries, and watermelon (allergic)
- grape
- grilled cheese (soft breads)
- hot dog (has to be soft enough to be cuttable)
- Jell-o/jello -- There's always room for it.
- lasagna
- macaroni cheese
- mash potato with its sauce
- meat loaf
- mush rooms
- noodles (e.g., udon)
- oat meal (non-raw)
- pancake (usually avoid it because of syrup that hurts my sensitive teeth)
- pasta (many types like Bruschetta Chicken from T.G.I. Friday's)
- peach with its juice
- peas
- pineapple (cut into thin slice to make them soft)
- pizza (soft crust)
- pumpkin pie
- pupusa (soft and moist)
- quesadilla (soft and inside is moist like Islands Restaurants' version with cheese cream(?)
inside and soft cover).
- ravioli
- rice with moisture (water/soup) and other food on it (don't like plain rice by itself).
- sandwiches (no lettice and tomatoes)
- seaweed (in soup)
- shrimp tempura (not too much due to grease/oil) in soup
- spaghetti
- spinach (to be strong like Popeye and be able to do melees)
- tofu
- tuna salad (almost like chicken salad)
- turkey
- waffle (usually avoid it because of syrup that hurts my sensitive teeth)
- etc. any soft, usually moist (warm water usually do), and non-spicy
(even a little affects me) food that I can eat. Avoids
very sweet food due to sensitive, broken, and hard to clean teeth.
My mouth doesn't open wide and cannot chew very well. :(
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