Ant seems to be online (not always accurate) on zImage's beta server, from your IP address 127.0.0.1/0::1, as of Thu Mar 28 11:18:00 PM PDT 2024 Project: To take over the world! "I am BorgAnt. I will assimilate you. Resistance is futile." Plan: Note: Please use a fixed width font (Monospace, Courier, etc.) and wide enough screen (at least 63 characters) to view these two ASCII arts below correctly. WATCH AT WHERE YOU PUT THAT FINGER! I can bite that off!! _______________ ______________ ____________________________ | . . | . . | . . | | FRONT: | SIDE: | Internet's Most Wanted: | | | | | | /\___/\ | ____ | :Ant Dude - BT#2663 | | / /\ /\ \ | /\/ \ | :Red Color Body | | | |o o| | | / / o | | :5' Long | | \ _ / | / /)_____/ | :2' Thick Strong | | ( ) | | :FUgly, Funny, & Harmless | | . . | . . | . CAPTURED = $1,010,111 . | |_______________|______________|____________________________| | . . | | E-mail: ant@zimage.comANT (remove ANT first) | | URLs: http://aqfl.net & http://antfarm.home.dhs.org | | . . | |___________________________________________________________| _______________/%%*%%*%%*%%*%%*%%\__________________ //~NSL~~~~~~~~| I\ | ___ | ~~````~~~~~~~~~~~~NSL~\\ I: | I \ | (__ | O f f i c i a l :I I: | I \| ___) |__ Net Surfer's License :I I: | :I I: /\___/\ | CLASS: C NSL: 3.14159... END: NONE :I I: / /\ /\ \ | FN: ANT LN: DUDE ALIAS: ANT :I I: | |o o| | | E-MAIL: ANT@ZIMAGE... :I I: \ _ / | WEB: ANTFARM.HOME.DHS.ORG :I I: ( ) | SEX: 0 HAIR: SHORT EYES: BLK :I I: | HT: >5' WT: 96-97.8 DOB: 1/1 :I I: | RSTR: COMPOUND, SICKY, ITCHY, LEAKY, :I I: | TIRED, POOPY, ETC. /| n t :I *_____________|_______________________________________* \%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%/ Notes: The time zone is based on USA. Most of these are meant to be funny and not real. :P "[John the Baptist said when asked if he was the Christ, the Messiah:] 'I am not the Christ but am sent ahead of him. The bride belongs to the bridegroom. The friend who attends the bridegroom waits and listens for him, and is full of joy when he hears the bridegroom's voice. That joy is mine, and it is now complete.'" --John 3:28-29. TGIGF, but incoming >2" rain Easter weekend! :(